this is joe dan and this is my interview with him.
who is your biggest role model?
jesus of nazareth. he is the standard by which we should all live our lives. if you are looking for a living example, then i would say my dad is my biggest role model because he is the hardest working man that i know.
what brings you joy in life?
to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. also, my dog lucille.
if you could tell your high school self anything what would it be?
not to take things personal. things that go wrong in life dont happen because the world is out to get you, they happen to just about everybody. taking things personal only leads to aggravation, and aggravation only leads to bad decisions.
what’s your best memory?
my best memory is of the time i went to a house party that got busted by the cops. when the cops arrived, everyone scattered and i saw a classmate of mine who was on the football team leaping over picket fences in a single bound. that guy is now in the NFL.
what is your favorite thing to do to relax?
i like to do crossword puzzles and i like to play video games, my favorite of all time is red dead redemption 2. i also like to play with my dog.
whats one thing you’ve learned so far in life?
don’t squat with your spurs on, don’t ask women how much they weigh, if you’re gonna get arrested wear something warm, don’t drink the blue kool aid, don’t hit anyone out of anger unless you are absolutely sure you can get away with it, and before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do judge them you’re a mile away and have their shoes. lastly, tell your parents you love them as much as possible.
if you could live anywhere where would it be and why?
if i could live anywhere, it would be in the hearts and minds of my countless adoring fans, because there i know i will be well taken care of and well respected.
a song i’d like to suggest to pair with this photo is i love by tom t. hall
CRYBABY 
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