this is ankle aka anke aka the coolest mom EVER. aka MY MOM. i feel like to start off we need to do an ankle rundown so y’all will know more about her. ankle was born in germany and lived there for 34 whole years…her and my dad met in germany and got married in 2001. in 2003 they moved to texas and had ME!!! ankle now works at heb curbside and is loving her job…she is the hardest working queen in the whole store. once you see her running through the store with the personal shopper cart you will understand. like okayyyy miss track star! she values hard work and integrity and loves to do things for others. for fun ankle likes to play animal crossing, watch wheel of fortune, play candy crush, scroll through facebook, and bake. and also text me songs she shazams. and if i don’t answer her texts in 2 minutes or less she likes to text me and say “Hello”. she is really good at baking to be honest so if you are ever craving cinnamon rolls ankle is your go to contact. some other things she likes to do are be super early to work, eat salad, drink coffee in the morning, and say that people are in their “rude eras”. i love ankle because she always cooks me dinner and listens to me talk about everyone all the time. she is truly invested in my lore. she is an inspiration to me because one day i hope to be loving my life as much as her. she is always staying positive even when she is having a bad day, and is always hyping me up. she helps me out with so much stuff and is always there when i need her. she sends the best inspirational texts even though a lot of times i do not respond. but i do read them!! lately me and ankle have been hanging out and doing crossword puzzles while we eat dinner. my favorite ankle memories are when i say something that wasn’t even that funny and she starts laughing so hard that she starts crying. she makes me feel like such a comedian all the time. i am always so invested in her heb lore…julius if you ever see this: heyyyy !! she also has squishmallows in her honda accord. she is such a honda accord girl…if you ever see ankle driving anything other than a honda accord call the cops. anyways it is so cool to have such an inspirational, hard working, caring, absolutely gorgeous and skinny girlboss like ankle as a mom. she is just too real!! even though we beef sometimes, most of the time we are having fun. and since i know she is going to read this…heyyyy ankle hopefully you are not feeling too exposed…maybe i should add something embarrassing in here. she blows her nose kinda loud tbh…and it sounds kinda weird. LOVE THAT GAL THOUGH!! and she loves her fans so if you see her say hey girl!
a song i would like to add here is new person, same old mistakes by tame impala
CRYBABY 
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